The judgement in this template is small and very specific: two probe locations failing while six pass is a routing problem, failing everywhere is an origin problem, and those two sentences send a person somewhere completely different at three in the morning. OpenCode is light to point at that decision, and being model agnostic you can put something stronger behind the zones that carry revenue.
Run a staged conversation — no account needed. The agent handles it for real while a simulated world answers its tool calls; nothing touches real accounts, and nothing is actually sent.
HTTP DDoS attack detected and mitigated
Managed rule 6a2f began mitigating at 03:14 UTC. Peak 412,000 requests per second against /checkout/session, 94 percent from three autonomous systems. Mitigation is still active. Nothing in the payload about origin status.
Using this template drops you into a guided setup. It asks exactly this, nothing else:
Connect Cloudflare
One sign-in. The agent acts through your account, scoped to what this template uses.
Connect Slack
One sign-in. The agent acts through your account, scoped to what this template uses.
Alert rules
Which Cloudflare alerts deserve a channel post and what each kind means for you - your zones and who owns them, how seriously you take an attack alert next to a health check flip, and where somebody should look first when your origin throws errors or a certificate stops renewing.
Runs on OpenCode
Preselected for this page — connect your OpenCode account during setup, or switch to NoClick's built-in models with one click.
Watch it handle a test run
A staged conversation against a simulated world — then it’s live.
Counting how many locations still succeed takes half a minute and almost never happens under pressure. Getting that ratio into the first line of the note is most of the value.
The checkout zone and the marketing site do not deserve the same spend. Each fork sets its own model, so depth goes where an hour of confusion is expensive.
The note is written from what actually returned, and a window that failed to load is stated rather than filled in. A struggling zone produces a later note, never a fabricated one. Where your alert rules say nothing about that alert type, it still posts what fired plus whatever numbers it has and hands the judgement to whoever owns the zone.
Free to start. Guided setup, a test run against staged conversations, and it's live.