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Priya (07700 900283) called to book half-head highlights with a cut for Thursday 29 October at 5pm, and said she can come in Tuesday morning for her free patch test. She was told the appointment is booked (2.5 hours, finishing at 7:30pm), and that the total starts at £115.12:29

07700 9002831:36

“Hi, this is Fern & Finch. How can I help?”

Answered by NoClick

From a test call to a made-up business.

How it works

Divert the calls you miss.

  1. The owner, 09:40: I run a business in the UK and want an AI receptionist to answer my calls when I can't. My business is Fern & Finch.
  2. NoClick, 09:41: Fern & Finch’s line is ready: 020 7946 0100. It answers as Fern & Finch, and after every call I’ll message you who called, why, and what it told them. Divert the calls you miss to it and you keep your own number.
  3. NoClick, 12:29: Priya (07700 900283) called to book half-head highlights with a cut for Thursday 29 October at 5pm, and said she can come in Tuesday morning for her free patch test. She was told the appointment is booked (2.5 hours, finishing at 7:30pm), and that the total starts at £115.

Keep your number.

Your phone still rings first.

**61*your line’s number#

To stop: ##61#Vodafone: Manage call diverts

A test call, word for word.

  1. Hi, I'd like to book a cut and half-head highlights next week, ideally after work. I've not been to you before.

  2. Half-head highlights start at £85, and adding a cut is £30. As you’re new to colour with us, you’ll need a free five-minute patch test at least 48 hours beforehand. We’re open late until 8 on Thursdays. Which day next week would suit you best?

  3. Thursday would be perfect, as late as you can.

  4. Checked the calendar

    The latest I can offer is Thursday 29 October at 5pm, and the appointment would take two and a half hours. You’d need to pop in for your free patch test by Tuesday at 5pm. Would 5pm Thursday work for you?

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  1. Yes, 5 on Thursday works. I'm Priya, 07700 900283. I can pop in for the patch test on Tuesday morning.

  2. Checked the calendar, then Booked it on the calendar

    You’re booked for half-head highlights with a cut on Thursday 29 October at 5pm. The appointment will finish at 7:30pm. Your patch test is free and takes five minutes; Tuesday morning is fine, as long as it’s at least 48 hours before your appointment.

  3. Lovely. Roughly what will it come to?

  4. Half-head highlights start at £85, and adding a cut is £30, so it’ll be from £115 in total.

  5. Great, see you Thursday. Thanks!

  6. Thanks, Priya! See you Thursday. Goodbye!

Pay for the minutes it answers.

80

£5.25a month on Free$7.01

How that adds up
The number
£0.75
160 minutes at 4.7p
£7.48
The agent, about 0.09p a call
£0.07
Free includes up to £3.74 a month
−£3.74
15% fee on the funds you add
£0.68
Average call

On Member (£18.71 a month, £7.48 of usage included): £19.57 a month.

Free includes up to 75p of usage a day. The first time, you add $10 of funds ($11.50 with the fee), and the number costs 75p once when it’s bought.

NoClick bills in US dollars. Pounds here are at the Bank of England’s rate on 22 October 2026: $1.3363 to the pound.

How it compareson 80 calls a month.

2-minute calls. Each price from its company’s own page, 24 October 2026. NoClick’s pounds are at the Bank of England’s rate.

More answering pages.

Questions

It answers every call in your business’s name, from the facts you give it: your hours, prices and services. It books appointments into your Google Calendar, takes messages and puts the calls you say can’t wait through to your mobile. After each call it sends you one short message: who called, why, and what it promised them.

The carrier asks whoever holds one for a passport, ID card or driving licence (or your company’s registration certificate), a recent bill or statement as proof of address, your business’s website if it has one, and a line on how you’ll use the number. It checks them before the number answers. The number is 75p ($1) a month, and 75p ($1) once when it’s bought.

On NoClick, 120 calls of three minutes each cost about £16.04 ($21.44) a month on Free: 75p for the number, £16.84 for 360 answered minutes and 11p for the agent, less the £3.74 of usage Free includes, plus its 15% fee on the funds that pay the rest.

Yes, into your Google Calendar. It checks when you’re free before it offers a time, and reads the booking back. You connect the calendar once, from the chat.

Yes. Tell it which calls can’t wait, in plain words. Those it puts through to your mobile, at any hour; while you talk, the call keeps costing its minutes.

No. NoClick bills in US dollars, and your bank converts them. The pounds on this page are at the Bank of England’s rate on 22 October 2026: $1.3363 to the pound.

Yes. It stays with your network: you divert the calls you don’t answer to your NoClick number, or give the new number out instead. Vodafone: **61*, then your line’s number, then #; ##61# stops it. Use your line’s number with +44 in place of its first 0. Vodafone diverts only to UK numbers, and a diverted call uses your minutes. EE: on a Google Pixel, Phone app, Settings, Calling accounts, your SIM, Call forwarding, When unanswered. Then key in your line’s number and turn it on. O2: on a Nothing Phone (1), Phone app, Settings, Calling accounts, your SIM, Call forwarding, Voice, When unanswered. Then key in your line’s number and turn it on. On another network, ask it how to divert the calls you don’t answer.

It doesn’t announce it. If a caller sincerely asks whether they’re talking to a person, it never claims to be one.

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