Stripe Revenue Digest Agent

Revenue questions usually get answered by whoever is willing to open the Stripe dashboard and squint at it. This agent reads yesterday's charges, invoices, and subscriptions every morning and posts one Slack message with the real figures, each currency kept separate and nothing projected. Finance and founder teams use it so failed payments and cancellations get noticed the next day instead of at month end.

What people use it for

• Catch a failure spike same day - A card network problem or a broken billing update shows up as an unusual failure count the next morning, while those customers are still recoverable.
• Churn you hear about immediately - Every cancelled subscription is named with the customer and the amount, so the save conversation happens this week rather than at the quarterly review.
• Numbers finance can trust - Each figure is copied from a Stripe response in Stripe's own currency, with no conversions, no rounding, and no projections layered on top of it.
• One money picture for everyone - A short message in a shared channel means support and sales see the same revenue picture as the founder, without anyone else needing Stripe access.

Before you fork

What do I need connected before this runs?

A Stripe account with read access to charges, invoices, subscriptions, and balance transactions, plus a Slack workspace and the channel you want the digest in. No write permissions are used. The first Test Run builds a full digest from a staged morning so you can settle the format before it goes live.

Will it touch my billing?

No. It reads four Stripe list endpoints and writes one Slack message. Its instructions say never to retry, refund, or cancel anything and never to contact a customer, and no Stripe write operation is wired into the template. Every recovery action stays a human decision.

We bill in several currencies. Does that work?

Yes, and it deliberately never merges them. Each currency gets its own line with Stripe's own figure, because a combined total depends on which rate you picked and on which day. If you want one number, do the conversion downstream where the rate is your choice to defend.