Mailchimp Campaign Digest with Hermes
Two prohibitions carry this template: never reach for an industry benchmark, and never offer a cause for a number that moved. Both are easy to state and easy for a helpful model to slide past, which makes instruction following the thing worth testing before you trust a digest. Hermes runs it on open weights with the Mailchimp report reads attached.
Watch it work before it's live
Run a staged conversation — no account needed. The agent handles it for real while a simulated world answers its tool calls; nothing touches real accounts, and nothing is actually sent.
Campaign digest 4 August 2026
Two campaigns finished since the last digest. Autumn glaze drop reached 8,240 on Thursday with 41.2 percent opens, 6.8 percent clicks, 19 unsubscribes, and the restock page as top link on 312 clicks. Studio tour tickets reached 8,190 on Saturday with 33.9 percent opens, 3.1 percent clicks and 7 unsubscribes. The previous ten sends to this audience averaged 37.4 percent opens and 4.2 percent clicks.
Set up in minutes
Using this template drops you into a guided setup. It asks exactly this, nothing else:
Connect Mailchimp
One sign-in. The agent acts through your account, scoped to what this template uses.
Connect Slack
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Digest style
How the morning message should read: the sections you want and the order they run in, how many campaigns and how many top links each digest carries, your date format, and who gets tagged when a send goes sideways.
Runs on Hermes
Preselected for this page — connect your Hermes account during setup, or switch to NoClick's built-in models with one click.
Watch it handle a test run
A staged conversation against a simulated world — then it’s live.
Why Hermes for this agent
No benchmark it does not hold
The agent has no category averages and is told to say so rather than reach for one. Your own history is the only fair yardstick for your list.
Open model, read only reach
Whatever engine you connect, the wired calls read reports, click detail and open detail. There is no path from a digest to a send.
Before you fork
How would we catch it starting to invent explanations?
Read the unusual calls specifically, because that is where a model reaches for a story. A correct one names the campaign, quotes the figures and stops; a drifting one starts mentioning the subject line or the time of day. It is worth a fortnight of attention, and if you see it, add a line to the digest style saying causes are never printed.
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Put Mailchimp Campaign Digest to work on Hermes
Free to start. Guided setup, a test run against staged conversations, and it's live.